Our earliest friendships are often rooted in little more than physical proximity and mine were no exception. My first best friend was naturally my brother, the second the girl next door, but there was scant more to our bond than that. When we were four or five years old, her family moved to a nicer […]
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In the wee small hours of the morning, after I’ve been roused by strange noises, strange intestines, strange movements, or strange music, I often think about my dog. Muriel’s sleep is deep enough that on my own sleepless nights I can (quietly) move around a bit upstairs, as long as it’s not yet 4 am.
I’ve written a bit here about Crankenstein and music in the past — see “By Way of Sorrow” and “Jesus to a Child” — and here we are in conversation about one of her favorite genres: depressing and distressing Celtic and Appalachian folk music. There are no explicit lyric warnings on these songs, but would
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Last night I logged only four hours of fitful sleep, which is to say I was already suffering enough without Boy Meets Girl’s “Waiting for a Star to Fall” unexpectedly joining the rotation of my overnight unconscious jukebox. A couple weeks ago I heard it at the pharmacy while awaiting my flu shot and COVID
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If you can find Steve Simon, the disgraced chief of the Women’s Tennis Association (WTA) — earlier this weekend, he dodged public accountability by declining to speak with broadcasters — ask him to take a bow. For the second year running he’s spectacularly bungled the WTA Finals, in which the “elite eight” atop the women’s
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In which I discuss this week’s Botox appointment while testing a new microphone. In previous Crankcasts, my voice sounded lower, and Crankenstein’s higher, than they actually are, and this is more accurate, though I’m still learning how to use it. I considered not posting any of this because it’s embarrassing to me lately when I
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Watching Right of Way recently, with Bette Davis and James Stewart as elderly spouses conspiring to end their lives together, I couldn’t help but think of other films with suicidal characters. Two were mentioned unfavorably in my review: Hal Ashby’s Harold and Maude and Tom Moore’s g’night, Mother, adapted by Marsha Norman from her play.
“If it hurts just a little/Be glad of it,” Donna Summer suggested in 1982, the year before the disco queen was caught in an enduring scandal that muddles her memory even today. I’m trying to keep that philosophy in mind while preparing to do all manner of things that are going to pack a punch.
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Special guest Crankenstein joins me in the studio (i.e., at our dining room table) as we discuss Stalked by My Doctor and the first of its many sequels. Muriel also contributes. Apologies for the excessive laughter in Part I — Crankenstein looked quite earnest at times and it kept cracking me up. Here’s the pre-screening
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There wasn’t enough room in my recent Twist of Faith review to accommodate ramblings about Weezer, sexy cantors, Toni Braxton’s A Star is Born moment, and whether my great-grandmother abandoned Orthodox Judaism to spend less time in the kitchen. We can do that here instead. I waffled about whether to include a very special “…But
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