October 2023

Gone Girl

Watching Right of Way recently, with Bette Davis and James Stewart as elderly spouses conspiring to end their lives together, I couldn’t help but think of other films with suicidal characters. Two were mentioned unfavorably in my review: Hal Ashby’s Harold and Maude and Tom Moore’s g’night, Mother, adapted by Marsha Norman from her play. …

Gone Girl Read More »

Zuma Beach Review Delayed

You know what they say about the best laid plans of mice and lesbians — they often go astray. In this case, I’d purchased Zuma Beach, one of Suzanne Somers’ very few made-for-TV movies, on DVD last month and intended to post a review of it this week. That’ll probably be delayed now by news …

Zuma Beach Review Delayed Read More »

Crankcast, Vol. 1

Trying something new and we’ll see if it works: an audio message from yours truly. I’m not sure that there will be future volumes, so enjoy this future Grammy winner while you can — and note a correction: “Some Enchanted Evening” is the potato reunion post. I must’ve been picturing potatoes dressed as Olivia Newton-John …

Crankcast, Vol. 1 Read More »

More Than This

Another anniversary’s in the books. To commemorate the occasion, Crankenstein and I attended a couple of museum exhibits and enjoyed overpriced carryout under the watchful eye of Muriel, who wedged herself between us on the couch afterward during The Exorcist. We discussed the underwhelming state of our marriage (which does not yet require the services …

More Than This Read More »

Some Enchanted Evening

Have you ever looked across a crowded room and spotted a stranger and fallen so hopelessly in love that it’s like a conductor struck up an orchestra in your heart and “Some Enchanted Evening” began to play? That’s never happened to me with a woman, but for many years it was how I felt about …

Some Enchanted Evening Read More »

You Decide What’s Good

Is a marriage really a marriage if you never think about divorce? This month marks nine years since Crankenstein and I started dating, eight since our engagement, and six since we were married. Some of those years were happy, others a mixed bag. More than once we’ve discussed ending things altogether. We persist partly because we’re …

You Decide What’s Good Read More »

Crankenstein’s Momster

This weekend we hosted Crankenstein’s mom, who dropped in while traveling to a religious event, and I was again reminded that the most confusing relationships I’ve ever had are those involving my in-laws. Though Crankenstein and I do our best to get along with them, I’ll never forget that they weren’t great parents to her. …

Crankenstein’s Momster Read More »

Scroll to Top